so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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