Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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