my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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