I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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