So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
smell my finger.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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