you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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