Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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