Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
