i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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