Will you blow on my dice?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Just cropdusted the office
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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