Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You were trust falling into bushes
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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