jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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