we're blogging at a bar
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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