omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
