why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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