ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
