Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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