I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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