I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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