You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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