he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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