i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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