Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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