Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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