The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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