she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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