Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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