My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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