i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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