I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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