I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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