Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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