The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
4 words: hood of his car
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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