Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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