is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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