member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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