take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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