People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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