Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I deserve this hangover.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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