Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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