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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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