He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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