Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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