what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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