Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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