In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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