Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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