how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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