i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You did what with his pubic hair?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
