i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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