She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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