I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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